my favourite attribute in an anti-SJW is the complete inability to recognize when someone is clowning them to hell and back so they continue to act like its a civilized debate when the other side is like ‘i will put a fist up my ass so hard ill fly to the moon and create a fart atmosphere around it’ theyll respond to that like ‘ad heminem, try learning how to debate next time you try to come at me’
That’s because you fucking simpletons get so wound up that there are people who actually speak like that unironically. It’s at the point now where people cant even differentiate between a troll, and someone who’s being serious because they both sound identical.
Ad hominem*
im honestly speechless replying to this, i dont know how to even begin describing how you had the audacity to call me a simpleton while falling for the trick this post describes, theres not even a trick in this post, its just a description of it, but that was enough, you even corrected my eminem joke. im just. i genuinely did not think you people could be this dense but i am so fucking happy that you are cause im gonna frame this response and put it on my wall
I always hated the word “wife” until I heard it used in a lesbian context. Like I always thought “ew someday I’m going to have to be somebody’s wife that’s gonna be so awful” but then I realized holy fuck someday I’m going to get to be a GIRLS WIFE and OMG!!! Now the word wife holds so much love for me
I am a little high but what if people proposed with beautiful, intricate knives. Ladies would gather around the table and be like “guess what finally happened!!” And pull this beautiful, intricate dagger out of her purse and all the other ladies would gasp and congratulate her
Me: I’m a little high but –
Y’all rushing to that reblog button:
It’s an awesome idea tho
Because I have a tag for pretty weaponry, some knives I’d accept as proposals follow:
I said yes!
(but, actually, hubby bought me a dive knife when we got married so this works…)
This was actually a cultural tradition of the Rajputs, if a man gave a woman his dagger, it was a symbol of marriage.
edit: proxy marriage when the groom is not present! It’s not a symbol for proposal.
If one of y’all lovely ladies ever wants to marry me, this is the only proposal I’ll accept
listen up my futures, here is my standard
step up to standards or become friend zoned forever
Holy damn that is one dope ass knife.
so much more practical then rings! even if not that sharp
This reminds me of the time my dad got my mom authentic samurai swords for their anniversary and all my moms coworkers were all shook because she loved it and was beaming and just so happy about them
I’m 95% sure viking men gave their ladies knives to propose also
Hello 95% sure viking men gave their ladies knives to propose also, I’m Dad!
the sex positivity movement was truly one of the worst things that has happened to this generation, particularly because it was doubled down with online self expression. This might sound weird, but let me explain. Sex positivity itself, same as liberal feminism which is a large part of, encourages freedom of choice which sounds good on paper. However, sexual or romantic choices are not meant to be analyzed, examined, discussed, but merely accepted. Analysis would provide us with the conclusion of course that all choices in life were not made in a vacuum, they do not exist outside of larger societal conditions. It should not be surprising that most women lean towards heterosexuality or submissiveness given the patriarchal ideology that we are deeply affected by. Yes, absolutely we should absolutely examine if we are truly heterosexual too. . With internet, and even larger spread of pornography, the mainstream of which just gets more abusive and exploitative, this advocation of freedom of choice just get more dangerous for young women.
While previous generations were warned not to be what we deem nowadays “authentic” online, we rebelled against that, encouraging complete freedom of expression. What could have gone possibly wrong but everything? Tumblr was basically the network for young women to post their thoughts, stories, fantasies, pictures. It was a public diary for many of us, while we dealt with all the trauma of even existing in the world as a woman. Tumblr was absolutely the “perfect” sex positive social network / blog site. I mean it was also known as the safe site to post pornography and nude photos on, a place where it wont get censored. Many young girls associated the attention they would acquire by posting their pictures, and still do, with their own self worth. Social media in general is somewhat a race in who gets more likes, and who gets more comments. That gets more alarming when sexuality is involved, and for women, social media becomes a race between who gets most attention from men. And of course men started self-identifying as sex positive, which was absolutely in tune with mainstream sexual politics. I do think all of this is still happening, but young women are becoming more anonymous about their identities and what they share. Once revenge pornography became a well discussed topic, once there were more and more scandals connected with previous usage of social media I think many of us became very aware how we are not free online. Radical feminism (one that is trans inclusive of course, it’s ridiculous i need to emphasize this) and materialist feminism saved my life honestly. I was miserable as an attention seeking “sex positive” woman. I am well aware of the vaguely political / gendered connotations of the term “attention seeking”, but arent we as women encouraged to consistently seek love and attention from men. Many of us realized years later we might not even be attracted to men, but mistook desire to be recognised as attractive for love.
