hi this is the gamerphobic pride flag i just made it. the green is for the color of their piss after a liter of mountain dew, the dark red is for misogyny and hatred of minorities, the black is for the amount of light in their basement, and the orange is for the dorito dust on their greasy fingers
writing tip: don’t tell us your character’s backstory. don’t tell us what your character is thinking. don’t tell us what your character is doing. don’t tell us anything. the reader should simply look at a blank page and be suddenly overcome with emotion.
Good tip. I know a lot of writers who cry uncontrollably when they see a blank page, so I’m sure that feeling will translate directly to the reader.
things i care about in a non-private bathroom: is there a fucking door on the cubicle or has someone kicked it off again, does the door close, is there a lock on the door, is there a seat on the toilet, is the seat covered in piss/pubes/shite, is the entire rest of the cubicle covered in piss/shite, is there toilet paper, is the toilet paper covered in piss, will i make it out of this bathroom alive, am i gonna die of food poisoning, is the ceiling dripping, is that a spider
things i do not give a flying fuck about in a bathroom: is the person in the next cubicle in possession of A Gender