me @ straight people: uhm just because i’m not straight doesn’t mean i am attracted to every girl lmao get over yourself smh
girl: hey
me: Sweet mother, I cannot weave slender Aphrodite has overcome me with longing for a girl
Category: Non classé
someone: hi
me: in case you haven’t noticed, i’m gay. i’m a gay. i’m not straight, and i don’t wanna be straight. rarely anyone has ever seen me without this freaking flannel on, that’s gay
me, a 16th century swordsman, with a new clay-tempered sword: *loudly but casually unsheathes it*
my friend, clearly peanut butter and jealous: oh. thats nice. is that c-
me: clay-tempered? yeah. it is.
*walks up to straight couple* which one of you is the bee and which one of you is the fully grown adult woman who left her fiance for the bee?

-,’ types of people ,’-
tea: old souls, loves nature, bookworms, kindness, gardening, believes in old folklore, amazed with the universe, tiny houses, wandering through forests
coffee: loud music, messy hair, denim jackets, dogs, summer nights, making promises, competitive, wants to change the world, free spirits, adventures
water: bright smiles, has faith in humanity, curiosity, staying up late, poetry, nostalgia, the smell of vanilla, mythology, vintage shirts, pretty handwriting
hot chocolate: oversized sweaters, winter, rosy cheeks, cold hands, movie nights, cozy homes, the mom friend, loves their friends more than anything

tbh the only evidence i need that harry’s a gryffindor is the fact that he kept going back to the forbidden forest after voldemort tried to kill him, aragog tried to eat him, lupin turned into a wolf and attacked him, the dementors tried to kiss him, barty crouch was murdered and turned into a bone, umbridge was kidnapped by centaurs,, boy had to die in that forest before he stopped going back
we have no evidence he stopped
Harry James Potter, deep in the forbidden forrest, fully aware of the centaur archers watch on him, followed by a string of spiders, the ghosts of death eaters killed in the battle of hogwarts circling his head as they wail for his blood: lovely day for a picnic
How White People Sound When They “Disagree” With PoC About Racism
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This morning on Twitter, Mia had a few words for white people who
“disagree” with PoC about racism. It’s funny because it’s true.(via: blackgirldangerous)
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