fav quotes from 50 shades

headphonepoe:

kyomi-shi:

still-learning-2love-myself:

hey-there-internet:

chaotic-genius:

i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed:

getlestrade:

ben-c:

  • Christian mashed on my area with the meat of his hand. “Do you like that, you woman?”
  • The sex feelings flooded my body like a charging heard of itty bitty elephants. We’re talking small.
  • “Do I afraid you?” Christian Grey asked, licking his eyebrow.
  • He started working my zone. It was bananas.

licking his eyebrow

DO I AFRAID YOU

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what the actual fuck is this book

I burst out laughing

I can do better than this…wtf

This isn’t leg–This isn’t… IS THIS FUCKING LEGIT??

trickstarbrave:

kingofdersecest:

carrionwings:

here’s a good explaination of he/him lesbians!! so stop with the lesbophobia and let he/him + they/them lesbians live!

I guess pronouns and english language are just whatever the fuck you want it to be, huh?

given “google” is now a verb and “yeet” is a word, yeah i would say the english language is whatever the fuck people want it to be. pronouns dont inherently have a gender and lesbians have been doing it for years so maybe go yell about other words you dont like instead of focusing specifically on the language lesbians use because you hate us 

neptune-at-perihelion:

We really need to talk about parents who had children they wanted then lose interest in them. We need to talk about fathers that lose interest in their child when they lose interest in the mother, and mothers who lose interest in their child when they start school, receive other people influences and develop their own personality. There is a huge taboo about this and I think we’d never fight child abuse efficiently if we don’t talk more about this.