in high school they kept telling us how everyone would be dead serious in university but yesterday I watched my informatics professor type in Word “The professor is stupid” and then keysmash a whole page…
Me when I thought I was straight: I’m not really interested in dating like I guess having a boyfriend would be nice but it’s not something I’m really interested in I’m just focusing on school
Me now that I know I’m a lesbian: I WANT A FUCKING WIFE
‘straight men are terrified of showing platonic affection for other men because they’re afraid people will assume they’re gay’ now i hope this doesn’t sound too harsh but maybe if straight dudes, as a group, hadn’t spent decades