throwback to that one time i paid like 60 bucks to have my cat medically diagnosed as stupid

throwback to that one time i took my cat to the vet to see how her pregnancy was going only to find out she was just fat

this bitch is doing an oral presentation on their favorite book!!!

The way that mlm and wlw interact is so different like

Mlm: i made eye contact with this guy once and i think we’re married now???

Wlw: every day she makes me pancakes and kisses me gently on the nose and holds my hand as she sings softly to me. We’re such good friends 🙂

madamanxiety:

“Wow you’re so mature for your age”

Thanks, it was the trauma

alexthe-nerd:

spookyscaryjaemin:

treygotguap:

Girls really only appreciate compliments from other girls

Lmao I’d appreciate compliments from guys if they weren’t always sexual and creepy

iamhereforthejellybears:

me spread on the floor in a fancy green silk long nightgown w a big wine glass full of 🅱e🅱si : where do i sign to become stateless and live as a hermit in a swamp