vampireapologist:

Cyanide capsules in ur mouth to bite at just the right moment…..do u have any idea how often I just absolutely tear open my own cheek on accident. I’m not gonna even make it out of the plane. They’re gonna be explaining the mission to everyone with me dead on the floor

This is completely random but my best friend is a mlm and literally half our text messages to each other consist of one party just keysmashing and saying I HAVE TEA in various forms. Easily one of the best friends I have, I wouldn’t trade him for the world. Just thought I’d share… wlw/mlm solidarity and friendship is so good. – 🐯

whyarewewlwlikethat:

I love wlw/mlm solidarity! It’s just so pure and nice 💕💖💗💝💞💓💘

killer-snail:

zanabism:

stuck up white woman who hates being around people especially people of colour: I should be…a nurse…some kind of…caretaker…a high-empathy based role of sorts…

Stuck up white man who believes no one is ever right but him: I should be…a doctor…a police man, perhaps..some kind of job where I must listen without bias to solve the problem ..

unpretty:

unpretty:

there is no higher form of literature than olde-ass europeans trying to explain the skunk

“The other is a low animal, about the size
of a little dog or cat.  I mention it here, not on account of its
excellence, but to make of it a symbol of sin.
 I have seen three or
four of them.  It has black fur, quite beautiful and shining; and has
upon its back two perfectly white stripes, which join near the neck and
tail, making an oval which adds greatly to their grace.  The tail is
bushy and [163] well furnished with hair, like the tail of a Fox; it
carries it curled back like that of a Squirrel.  It is more white than
black; and, at the first glance, you would say, especially when it
walks, that it ought to be called Jupiter’s little dog.  But it is so
stinking, and casts so foul an odor, that it is unworthy of being called
the dog of Pluto.  No sewer ever smelled so bad.  I would not have
believed it if I had not smelled it myself.
 Your heart almost fails you
when you approach the animal; two have been killed in our court, and
several days afterward there was such a dreadful odor throughout our
house that we could not endure it.  I believe the sin smelled by sainte
Catherine de Sienne must have had the same vile odor.”

– some jesuit missionary in like 1635

murdoc:

here’s a story for y’all

when i was having my gay panic in my highschool years one of my super religious friends was like “hey why don’t you watch hentai? its not real so the lord doesn’t care” when i think back to that day i want my brain to grow legs and walk out my ears