closet-keys:

hotcommunist:

dare-i-say-asexual:

why do lesbians always give their gfs such weird compliments? today i asked my gf how i looked in a new outfit and she said “like a cryptid on the moors babe” and idk what to do with that but i love it

because we know what women want??? next question

the other day in the kitchen, my gf told me “you have very convenient ears” and it was incredibly sweet but literally impossible to explain why

transhumanist-viking:

justqueenthoughts:

Bohemian Rhapsody. We Will Rock You. Somebody To Love. All hit singles, and all the direct product of a band that was formed when an astrophysicist and a dentistry major found a new friend in an art college, who then went on to recruit a fourth member from the electronics school. Based on this alliance I propose the rift in society between Arts and STEM students was fabricated to keep us separated so as to dilute our true power – and fabricated by who, you may ask? The business major, the only member of society who reaps no reward from art and science and thus must weaken us so as to stay ahead. In this essay I will

wheres the essay op

tofugoddess:

Third wave feminism is the most dick worshipping, male ego protecting, sex celebrating, porn supporting wave of feminism ever and yet men still hate it even though the most outrageous radical thing modern feminists want is to just not be raped

rose-owl:

bezakonik:

bot-dad:

bezakonik:

rogergalvan:

bezakonik:

may I be gay on main? okay, cool, thanks…so here’s the thing; id really like to be held right now

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