thehighpriestofreverseracism:

andthosearesmalleragents:

iamnotswarley:

futurebartallen:

celticpyro:

markedbyx:

eevielearnsfrench:

Can someone just………………. explain French to me?

its spanish but you speak it in cursive

You have 11 letters. You pronounce 4 of them.

Learn to speak spanish. Now learn to speak italian. Now subtract the spanish from italian. You are left with french.

Latin, but then make it fashion

Cover the second half of the word, squint, and pronounce only the vowels you think you see

gargling but with air

french is the vegan gluten-free super fancy and expensive gentrified restaurant that was supposed to be an italian. youve got nothing to eat but its served with a lot of unecessary decoration (that arent edible).

source: im french

zsnes:

me: hey tumblr i need you to post these things onto this blog at this time. is that okay?
tumblr app: oops! looks like the tumblr goblims work all gunked up! looks like somegiing went a little little fuck piss pee pee! uh oh and gack! why not cheese fucking pizza baby? oh yeah! looks like we did it! oh fuck and oh no! looks like the tumblr