The Walker: Christine and The Queens
Category: Non classé
if youre a french lesbian and dont listen to christine and the queens… are you really a french lesbian
Can someone just………………. explain French to me?
its spanish but you speak it in cursive
You have 11 letters. You pronounce 4 of them.
Learn to speak spanish. Now learn to speak italian. Now subtract the spanish from italian. You are left with french.
Latin, but then make it fashion
Cover the second half of the word, squint, and pronounce only the vowels you think you see
gargling but with air
french is the vegan gluten-free super fancy and expensive gentrified restaurant that was supposed to be an italian. youve got nothing to eat but its served with a lot of unecessary decoration (that arent edible).
source: im french
I love those discord chats where you only know one person’s name so it’s like “yes these are my friends dragonfucker, gandalf, the raven lord, 6000 bees, and George”

Who am I to deny myself every single desire that crosses my pea brain
me: hey tumblr i need you to post these things onto this blog at this time. is that okay?
tumblr app: oops! looks like the tumblr goblims work all gunked up! looks like somegiing went a little little fuck piss pee pee! uh oh and gack! why not cheese fucking pizza baby? oh yeah! looks like we did it! oh fuck and oh no! looks like the tumblr
Broke: Characters in fictional stories are all cis until proven otherwise
Woke: Characters in fictional stories are all trans/non-binary until proven otherwise
















