i have officially piqued, i’ll never be funnier than this moment in time
i was walking through the grocery store ignoring everyone and i walked around the corner and ran right into this old mans cart and i was like “oh god, my bad, i didn’t see you there” and when i looked up, he was wearing all camo. down to his hat. his wife lost it laughing. i’ll never be funny again
Category: Non classé
ce que je comprends pas c’est qu’il faut à guenièvre 6 jours pour rentrer de rome, mais qu’il faut à perceval 3 semaines pour rentrer du languedoc
faut pas croire, c’est loin le languedoc
Two Adrenaline Junkie Brides Set Their Wedding Gowns On Fire In A One-Of-A-Kind Wedding Shoot
lesbian battle goddesses attacking traditional values and literally burning down the institution of marriage, absolutely labrystic
Two Adrenaline Junkie Brides Set Their Wedding Gowns On Fire In A One-Of-A-Kind Wedding Shoot
The Dyke’s Complaint
une-tres-lente-neige-de-cristal:
Here
comes the Dyke, from night to night,A neon light,
A smoke.
*
Here
comes the Dyke, and her footstepsAre
glued with spit,Are
marked with teeth;*
She
seeps from darker walls,Standing
still, or walksOr
disappears into the depthsOf
a silent subway.*
Her
face? you askHer
clothes?Thicker
than silk,Smoother
than woolThat’s
all you need to know.*
Here
comes the Dyke,Alone,
and soThat
her shadow’s thinkingOf leaving for good
*
And
in the Dyke’s shadowRaise,
and fallA
sobbing girlHuddled
on the floorUnder
a tapestry –*
The
moon’s absent,No
lamp is lit at the windowAnd
trains are passing by:*
Here
goes the Dyke, who knowsThat
her shadow won’t leave for now.
une-tres-lente-neige-de-cristal:
Perceiving decomposition
i am nothing but a tiny banshee
crying her way out to the frontier skin –
some bruises appear, i am unsure
what to do next, she can’t keep quiet
une-tres-lente-neige-de-cristal:
Asylum vision
inside the tree
we scarcely breathe
and the dying leaves
are the illness crown
une-tres-lente-neige-de-cristal:
Dissociation
I saw Medusa once
Weeping over a white snake
As cars were passing through
Her deceasing body
*
I wasn’t moved.
thug:
someone in france: (smiles)
me: Anyway… where haiti’s money at
my grandma keeps a spider in her kitchen and she named it Gertrude… once in awhile she starts talking to it like “hi Gertrude how is it going?” and thats the funniest thing ever








