Make a Vampire character who’s lived through several waves of the common language’s development and can’t let go if certain gramatical habbits from different time eras.
So like, thou ist a horrid creature, an absolute cur, but go off i guess
… can i use that phrase irl?
Absolutely you can and I encourage more uses of similar phrases that just completely fuck up the chronology of the english langauge. I wanna hear 15th century english mixed with surfer speak mixed with current age internet lingo like all the time.
Like this? Well my dude, seems like a weasel hath not such a deal of splean as you’re toss’d with. Chill already, you’re not valid.
You are an unrighteous, bastardly gullion. Heaven truly
knows that thou art false as hell. When you die, I will face God and walk
backwards into hell just so that I can beat your ass in the afterlife too.
I love the idea of a vampire who’s language travels back in time as they get pissed.
I grieve for thee in these trying times. Alexa play Despacito
6: describe your personality in 3 words or less. Contemplative is the word that resumes it best i think? also, naive bc im wayyy too gullible and melancholic but like, as they thought of it during Antiquity and the Middle Age lmao
10: how would you describe your style? depends on what style its about! My fashion choices are… bold and “unique” aka hideously extravagant and i love it!
32: 3 favorite girls names. Elsa, Lucia (or Lucie), and Suzanne are among my favorite! I have a lot of Opinions about names tbh
47: what type of house do you live in? I live in a relatively small flat, in a 1920’s building, on the first floor! I really love this place…
48: who is your role model? Well rn id say my role model is my creative writing and literary theory professor. She’s a middle aged woman who clearly doesn’t give a shit about her looks, is super nice and helpful, has a very solid academic knowledge but uses it to make it seem like an accessible game… She’s clearly passionated in what she does in life! Theres also my grandma bc she’s so positive and tough, my highschool philosophy teacher (the single most charismatic and warm person ive ever met) and my highschool English/English literature teacher (this woman is like. Perfect. I might have been a little (cough) in love with her lmao)
Also, the authors (and people) i look up to are Philippe Jaccottet bc holy shit this man is… amazing and Claro (a contemporaneous french author and translator)
80: what is your biggest pet peeve? i can deal with pretty much anything except for bedbugs and becoming blind tbh
89: do you like your neighbours? I like some of them! Theres a lovely family in my building i really like, the kids are adorable and the parents super nice. Also my other neighbours love snakes which is cool! Theres also an awful family on the 2d or 3rd floor… who abused their dog and yell constantly lmao
97: dark, milk or white chocolate? Milk all the way! Also, mint or orange dark chocolate are my favorite things ever haha
i met the most incredible cat today she was just like. handful sized little petite crazy little lady at a clients house and she used her little hands for evil and would stand up and hold your leg firmly while she assessed you. owner informed me her name was Brad
