4 year old nephew: Hey if you have two mommies do you have two daddies too?
Other kid: No I have zero daddies.
Nephew (braggingly): Oh well I have two daddies and one mommy
His stepdad in the distant background: Wait wait wait!
4 year old nephew: Hey if you have two mommies do you have two daddies too?
Other kid: No I have zero daddies.
Nephew (braggingly): Oh well I have two daddies and one mommy
His stepdad in the distant background: Wait wait wait!