mygrandmathinksimcool:

Every middle age straight women: men are terrible! My husband? Can’t even pair socks! Useless and lazy! You don’t need a man in your life! Mine can’t even remember my birthday after 74 years of marriage! Don’t think he’s picked our son up once! So selish! You wouldn’t attend my cousin’s funeral because he was watching the game!pretty sure he’s cheating on me! Men are all the same. Who needs them.

Me: I’m dating a woman

Every middle age straight women: what??? How could you live without a man?