Thank god they managed to write down the killer’s name before succumbing

me, a twink literally being in her hotel room undressing before I realized she was a butch woman and she realized I was a dude is gay/lesbian solidarity.

traggotry:

i’m

tale as old as time

i love how people instantly assume you’re american its like the heterosexuality of nationalities

bottomsona:

I KNOW

im gonna start blogging exclusively in czech

Ghost: Pity me not, but lend thy serious hearing

To what I shall unfold.

Hamlet: Speak; I am bound to hear.

Ghost: Hi, bound to hear, I’m dad

sharkchunks:

“Two roads diverged in a wood, and I—
I took the one less traveled by,
And that has made all the difference.“-Robert Frost

bunjywunjy:

publicschoolstories:

There’s someone who has their iPhone named “hot single horses in your area” and they airdrop people pictures of horses randomly. Nobody knows who it is. Once, during an assembly, the laptop that the projector was from had airdrop turned on, and in the middle of a presentation about bullying, it popped up in front of the entire school.
HOT SINGLE HORSES IN YOUR AREA WANTS TO SHARE AN IMAGE.
A picture of a horse, with text in bubble letters over it saying “available”

whoever they are they’re my hero

gnarlygnat:

one time at a wax museum i thought one of the tour guides was a wax person cuz they were just standing there not moving so i go up to them like “who the fuck is this supposed to be” then they just looked at me and laughed