sir that’s my emotional support Mitski
Tag: tru…
butchiest ability: i intimidate the pickpockets away
Instant debuff for everyone who’s not your friend or girlfriend
“Everything we write
will be used against us
or against those we love.
These are the terms,
take them or leave them.
Poetry never stood a chance
of standing outside history.”— Adrienne Rich, Excerpt of North American Time from Later Poems: Selected and New 1971-2012
At lunchtime folks were complaining about like – the second they try to speak in English, they get ID’d as French
Like no matter how much effort they put ‘Hello – how are you’ immediately they get like a ‘Oh! I love the French!!’
“It’s not even like ‘You guys wouldn’t happen to be French, would you?’ Not even a question mark. They are just sure of it.”
“You know one of my friends and I were trying to buy some clothes and so they asked what size I was and I said a single word and they responded ‘Oh I’ve been to France once!’ like no fucking hesitation. You just have this feeling that you have a stamp on your forehead. Like you’re branded with the blue, white, red.”
you’re not really engaging with classical literature unless you want to fight it
i want to slap tf out of half of my favorite authors tbh
Other synesthetes: “Crossed wires in my brain cause me to see symphonies as ripples of color or taste blueberries every time I feel the texture of smooth wood. Sometimes it’s inconvenient or upsetting, but I’ve integrated it into my life and it enriches my experience of the world!”
Me: “This unknown number makes me uncomfortable because its digits are unwisely combined, causing tension. Nine is such an asshole.”
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