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atztdyzuzhrzsudhz my uncle is showing his Alexa to my grandma……… saying “alexa play Mozart”…….. “alexa play jazz music”……….. i HAVE to resist the urge to yell it……… its so hard…….. why is fate tempting me………

I finally tried it but Alexa only speaks french.

This is so sad.

Me, yelling: “C’EST TROP TRISTE ALEXA JOUE DESPACITO”

My whole family, looking at me with concern while i literally collapse on the floor, screeching with laughter: um