oh worm – medusa-avenging-squad

when janelle monae said “i just wanna find a god and hope that she loves me too”? i Felt that

dropping out of school to become one of those medieval priests who live in caves and whip themselves and never eat

bunny-butch:

Having a halfway decent relationship with your abusive parent during adulthood is so weird. Its like, “oh mom, you’re so funny and cute! You violated me and made my childhood a living nightmare, causing trauma that I will never recover from, but nowadays you’re just a barrel of laughs!”

Like, its so great bc as parent and child you share a lot of mannerisms and personality traits, you’ve got a lot of in jokes, you just also have the heart wrenching awareness that this person will never, ever apologize for how they have victimized you, or even just admit to it

annehathavay:

being attracted to older women like, am i attracted to her because she’s hot??? because she’s probably unobtainable?? is it my mommy issues????? anyways, i love a milf

prokopetz:

In spite of their established personas being essentially complete opposites, literally every single one of John Mulaney’s high school anecdotes sounds like something Mae Borowski from Night in the Woods would do.

vampireapologist:

i love jane eyre but honestly imagine being friends with that bitch. like imagine trying to convince her to leave rochester and she’s like idk and you’re like he called u ugly???? he keeps his secret wife locked in the attic???? wake up???? and then you think she finally has it sorted out and she calls you a few months later like “his wife killed herself and burned down the house so it’s cool we’re getting married” like !!!!!!!!!!!! HOW DO YOU GO TO THAT WEDDING!!!!!!