I just learned the origin of pink lemonade and I need you all to hear this.
So this dude selling concessions at a circus back in like 1857 ran out of lemonade and he needed water to make more, but there wasn’t a stream or water pump, BUT the BAREBACK HORSE RIDER had just washed her pink tights in a bucket of water, staining the water pink. So, being the enterprising fella he was, dude just threw in the lemons and sugar and told everyone it was special strawberry lemonade. Well, the circus patrons saw pink lemonade and thought, “That’s fucking amazing!” and he ended up selling twice as much lemonade than usual.
To reiterate.
This dude sold people sweaty horse crotch water and it was so popular it became an Actual Fucking Thing.
really dont get people who eat 3 meals a day like… i used to do that back at my parents’ but now i eat so much less? like i generally eat once every 2 or 3 days and im doing fine and im never hungry. i cant even imagine what it feels like to eat 3 meals a day now… is this normal
i feel nothing but an intense warmness radiating from my lower stomach this is actually very pleasant. i feel like a radiator
oh god no am i 15 and becoming anorexic again? oh god please no i can’t be. not me for fucks sake. not me, not again! ive read so much about diet culture and,,,, i dont even *really* want to be skinny like…….. n o
gay toothpaste commercial: sis use it on your teeth don’t swallow djjshdhdh! hi. do you want a snatched smile like me? dentists everywhere are shaking and screaming
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