really tired of seeing “x lord of the rings character is gay” posts that aren’t about gandalf when he’s clearly the gayest character in the stories
falls off a cliff to his death in front of his most beloved friends only to show up like a week later, hair dyed in a new outfit like “oh i forgot my own name” what level of gay drama
Tag: literally me
my dryad gf: [presents me with the seventeenth nice crunchy leaf she’s found today]
me, already taking my clothes off: god you’re so fucking valid