blatterpussbunnyfromhell:

hamburgeroisie:

I love how people trying to learn french are always like “Wish I was french so it would be easy to learn it”. Bold of you to assume that we french people understand our own language

We have the subjonctif de l’imparfait. Where nothing makes sense and everything sounds like an insult often ending in “ass”. 

lemme tell you. im french, a spelling deity, studying french literature and linguistics, and i have literally no idea of whats going on.