every time the seasons change to winter my dash becomes a parade of “femininity is a synonym for madness” and “there is no hope for women” and like i get it but also buy a sun lamp queens

so i have a lesbian friend who 1). didnt know about Sappho until i told her who she was yesterday (shes a literature student,,,,) and 2). is extremely against militantism & believes heterophobia exists and that its exactly the same thing as homophobia lmao whats going on

when i told her about Sappho she said “oh but im not like LGBT or any of those things” & i felt my soul leaving my body as i replied “sweetie you’re literally a lesbian. thats like, the first letter of the acronym”

Im on my fourth year of uni and have been doing group projects for like 10 years now and i just finished the ONLY useful group project ive EVER DONE today like… we both worked, organized, listened to the other’s ideas, and put up the most perfect work!! like wow…. sometimes….. when people…. actually work…… group projects……. are a good idea……

butchiest ability: i intimidate the pickpockets away