had to at one point prepare for a possible future where their family and friends were no longer a support system
public transit
substance abuse
intimacy issues exacerbated by endangering your life by public displays of affection
fuck cops
bad memory
utility related comfort item (The Jacket, The Backpack etc)
violently hating your body as a teen but realizing it’s other people’s perceptions and expectations of it that you hate in your adult life
never fucking going to the doctor
UTIs
everyone in ur friend group has tried to kill themselves
maturity at a young age
flannel
all of u are so surprised that every one of these r applicable….i can tell you exactly why each of them is a universal experience but i bet u can unpack this on ur own….think abt it
“everyone in ur friend group has tried to kill themselves“ oh worm???
can’t wait for the final boss battle of duolingo when you fight the 50 foot owl armed with nothing but your wits, a sword, and your shaky grasp of verb conjugations
oh my god… duel lingo
Die Eule habe hat Hunger
True to form, I actually messed up the verb conjugation when I first put the words on this. XD
Welllllllllllllll periods suck(trust me, I was emotionally close with a woman, in fact close enough to feel her goddamn periods. Fuck I fucking hated it, men, don’t get that attached. Be supportive, feed her ice cream and whatever else she asks for, but don’t get attached enough to feel them. It’s not worth it.
Anyway, I hate to be callous but that’s just your body telling you to hurry up and get pregnant. Of course birth control also makes them not as bad, depending on what kind. Of course you find out that there’s more kinds of birth control than there are types of oil, which is a pain. There are more period blood containment things(yes, tht includes tampons, pads, cups, etc.) than there are types of oil according to my dad who actually knows his shit about the oil,saying there’s like 4 types.(Yes, talking about motor oil here)
So ladies, find what’s right for you. Ask a doctor. Test some different period things out. It’s for your own good
What the FUCK are you talking about
I thought I couldn’t fucking read for a minute
What
Did. This guy just. Assume women didnt. Know that. Did he just mansplain periods
According to this GUY’S DAD (but he was EMOTIONALLY CLOSE WITH A WOMAN poor thing :(() we’re doing periods wrong 😔😔😔 ladies can we collectively apologize to Poor Knowing Man right there and start producing babies for men… like… what are we thinking of… us silly women…..
Full respect if ur a classicist who can still write normal sized sentences
can someone make that meme with the arm wrestling but with “classic students” and “people who think proust is the only valid author” and “writing unsufferably long sentences”
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