Tag: i was a pyromaniac altar child too

the-mad-prince-of-denmark:

htjmfisherman:

courtingcatholicism:

dangerousyako:

some catholic memes:

  • how many nuns can you fit in a car
  • pyromaniac altar children
  • discourse abt whether screaming babies should
    be taken outside

    or be allowed to stay at mass

  • the heating of the church is broken again
  • how many crosses is too many to have in your house
  • saying “Christ suffered for us” when you have to tolerate minor inconveniences
  • saying “Christ suffered for us”

    as an excuse to not go to the doctor

  • saying “Christ suffered for us”

    when you have to listen to someone sing terribly

  • priests are always down to eat and drink
  • acting surprised when mass starts on time

I was 100% a pyromaniac altar child

I’d like to add these for consideration

  • Following along with the lector in the misselet and they mispronounce a word and people glance nervously at each other
  • applauding the works of a mere mortal human during the most sacred mass Discourse
  • “I’m dealing with (a problem).” “You should ask (saint whose patronage relates to said problem) for intercession!”
  • People who either really love or are really afraid of confession
  • That one priest in the dioscese who swears a lot
  • Is Daredevil a good representation of a practicing Catholic Discourse
  • Dragging Martin Luther
  • Nodding in agreement when you see a bumper sticker on a car that has a picture of the Eucharist and says “I believe”
  • Inexplicably liking Tolkien
  • “Christ suffered for you” -every Catholic mother at somepoint
  • Your parents either being very thrilled or very terrified when you announce your call to religious life
  • Is Consecrated Single Life a real vocation Discourse (hint it is)
  • Holding back around your Protestant friends
  • spitting meat out of your mouth on fridays during lent
  • 40+ y/o moms who get SUPER into doing readings
  • Sneaking off to the cry room because it’s 8 in the damn morning and you just wanna lay down on one of those scratchy couches
  • Being constantly terrified of missing your cue as an alter server because you have ADHD
  • I n c e n s e
  • Secretly hoping your church got the cheep, sweet wine
  • Parents who hate Harry Potter and constantly try to convince you that CS Lewis’s works are better
  • Trying to think of things to confess
  • Alter servers passing out during Stations of the Cross
  • Constantly trying to bend the meat rule during lent
  • Church cloths (every queer child’s nightmare)