duygduygsjgs i just watched john mulaney’s show and that part about growing up catholic is so fucking true im WHEEZING
when i was like 8 i and all the other children were singing psaulms before mass and this man literally yelled at us that, and please be sure that im actually quoting that shit: “GOD CAN’T HEAR YOU!!!! HE’S GOT SERAPH ARMIES DELIGHTING HIM WITH THE MOST ANGELIC MUSIC!!!!!! YOU’VE GOT TO SING LOUDER SO THAT YOUR PURE CHILDREN’S VOICES SHALL REACH THE EAR OF OUR ALL-MIGHTY LORD!!!! SING!!!!! LOUDER!!!!!!!” while having bloodshot eyes and spitting on us. catholics are wild, man
honestly i could rant for DAYS about why i hate catholics so much like. theres nothing to save in that fucking religion & feel free to block me if youre a catholic i dont want you here
Maybe it’s because my dad grew up Catholic and like every Catholic I’ve ever met has described being Catholic as this hotel-California-esque nightmare of trauma and intensity, but I really cannot imagine why a young person would willingly convert to Catholicism
God. Catholicism really just is the hotel California.
I’ve used this comparison a few times and like I really feel like that accurately describes what my family and others have told me
Catholics b like…….. traumatizing children is What Makes Me A Good Person
No joke like Literally
i mean they exorcized me at like 7 because i asked too much questions about God being cruel and the Bible making no sense so
Maybe it’s because my dad grew up Catholic and like every Catholic I’ve ever met has described being Catholic as this hotel-California-esque nightmare of trauma and intensity, but I really cannot imagine why a young person would willingly convert to Catholicism
God. Catholicism really just is the hotel California.
I’ve used this comparison a few times and like I really feel like that accurately describes what my family and others have told me
Catholics b like…….. traumatizing children is What Makes Me A Good Person
medusa-avenging-squad 