the angry linguistics post i made at 1am has almost 800 notes bshhshqjs alright………..

its 10pm and i want to write fugues altho i stopped music like 6 years ago and its good i dont have a piano at home or else id do it cuz i have 0 impulse control

i dreamt i was being put in a fucking trial and one of the jurists was a girl that went to highschool with me……. the crime i committed was to run away from a subway without having finished my sandwich

duygduygsjgs i just watched john mulaney’s show and that part about growing up catholic is so fucking true im WHEEZING

when i was like 8 i and all the other children were singing psaulms before mass and this man literally yelled at us that, and please be sure that im actually quoting that shit: “GOD CAN’T HEAR YOU!!!! HE’S GOT SERAPH ARMIES DELIGHTING HIM WITH THE MOST ANGELIC MUSIC!!!!!! YOU’VE GOT TO SING LOUDER SO THAT YOUR PURE CHILDREN’S VOICES SHALL REACH THE EAR OF OUR ALL-MIGHTY LORD!!!! SING!!!!! LOUDER!!!!!!!” while having bloodshot eyes and spitting on us. catholics are wild, man

you know that feeling of emptiness you get whenever you finish a really good book or show? i just finished my most personal poetry work so far and i feel completely washed up.

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blocked for denying heterophobia and reverse racism exist crimes. gamers can i get a F

did yall know saying white & straight people aren’t oppressed for being white & straight is “spouting malice”

blocked for denying heterophobia and reverse racism exist crimes. gamers can i get a F

my literary theory professor asked us to think about the tactics an author can use to be read only by some kinds of readers, so from now on all of my poetry will be written in keysmash so that only bottoms can read it

white french “liberal” woman: japan is the only asian country that deserves to be called a culture

wm: all black women stink

wm: islam is violence

wm: there was no genocide of native americans

wm: chinese food is unhygienic

someone: hey, i see that you’re blonde with blue eyes and have a german-sounding last name. Are you german?

her: YOU RACIST IM NOT GERMAN HOW DARE YOU I’LL KILL YOU IM FRENCH!!!!!! DON’T DISRESPECT ME LIKE THAT!!!!!

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so i have a lesbian friend who 1). didnt know about Sappho until i told her who she was yesterday (shes a literature student,,,,) and 2). is extremely against militantism & believes heterophobia exists and that its exactly the same thing as homophobia lmao whats going on

when i told her about Sappho she said “oh but im not like LGBT or any of those things” & i felt my soul leaving my body as i replied “sweetie you’re literally a lesbian. thats like, the first letter of the acronym”