ok so my cat and i have a new game… when im in bed he will catch a hairband and give it to me just so i can play fetch with him by dropping it from the bed (its a mezzanine bed). Which is awesome except that said bed is crappy quality and he ran so much that the last rung of the ladder… broke.
so now i gotta climb my bed like a fucking orang-utan and im TERRIBLE at it.
thank you @uncarnetmaisvirtuel for tagging me!
Name: Carmine (Car-mee-nay) (not Cormayn) (please)
Height: 165cm
Star Sign: taurus
Middle Name: Gino
Put my music on shuffle, the first four songs that came up were:
“A l’après-minuit”, William Sheller
“Volver”, Juliette
“Asylum”, Supertramp
“Pinball Wizard’, The Who
(actually im 49 my name is Richard and i have 2 kids)
Grab the book next to me and turn to page 23, what is line 17?:
something about translations growing old fashioned faster than the original text, from a study about Kafka’s Trial (with a new french translation)
Ever had a song/poem written about me?:
i would die if someone actually did that but you know i AM the one WRITING things
Who is your celebrity crush?:
i dont think ive ever had any! not fond of celebrities.
A sound I hate, and a sound I love?
babies crying and a match lighting!
Do you believe in ghosts?:
ghosts would not even be the weirdest things in my life dude im related to a literal cryptid and met a fae once also i adopted a literal witch’s familiar after she died
How about aliens?:
i hope they do exist. otherwise were fucked if were supposed to be The One And Only Life in the cosmos like can you believe all this exists and somehow were trapped in capitalism this is hell
Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed?:
no this is terrifying and i plan to NEVER leave cities big enough for them to have a subway lmao
The last book I read?:
Kafka’s Trial and hated every second of doing this
Do you like the smell of gasoline?:
yea
What was the last movie I saw?:
Im rewatching Steven Universe these days
Do you have any obsession right now?:
WoW’s new xpac is awesome and im,,,, spending too much time playing it rn lmao
Do you tend to hold grudges against people who have done you wrong?:
god, people literally tried to MURDER ME and i was like ¯_(ツ)_/¯ no big deal i hope theyre alright
but, now, i do hate some people yeah like my mother for example. i wish she could die slowly and painfully thats all she deserves tbh
In a relationship?:
nah am a lonely bitch hmu w your worst pickup lines
ok so who wants to do it now? @bittergayclub @sassy-spocko @70pears @surrealistwaltz go!
Tagué(e) par : @aimacastel (merci !!)
Règles : Réponds aux questions et tague 20 personnes que tu voudrais mieux connaître !
Surnom : j’utilise 2 prénoms, Gino et Carmine, donc au choix !
Genre : non-binaire
Nationalité : plus franchouillard que moi tu fais pas gros je suis moitié breton.ne et moitié alsacien.ne lmao
Année de naissance : 1998
Signe astro : taureau j’aime la bouffe
Heure actuelle : 16h56
Si tu avais un chat comment s’appellerait-il : mon chat s’appelle Catgar parce que je suis 1) fan de WoW et 2) problématique humoristiquement parlant
Maison à Poudlard : apparemment Serdaigle mais plutôt Poufsouffle je dirais
Couleur préférée : violet
Voyage de rêve : euh, bonne question, j’ai du mal à bouger de chez moi en vrai
Artiste favori : Hopper et les enluminures wtf
Musique que t’as dans la tête en ce moment : “Mamma Mia” et toutes les chansons d’ABBA globalement
Dernier film vu : j’ai revu Kuzco récemment !
Ce que tu postes : à la base c’était censé être un blog intello donc si tu vas dans mes archives y a que les citations de philo et autres bouquins sérieux maintenant c’est des memes et des trucs gays (you know what this is? growth.)
Signification d’URL : j’ai une fascination étrange pour les réverbères, l’anglais c’est cool, et épicène ça veut dire “un mot qui ne change pas d’orthographe s’il est accordé au féminin ou au masculin” parce que non-binaire tout ça tavu
Personnes taguées : tout le monde qui parle français alleeez @wolfsnape @letempsdulilas @nechrollomicon @polyglotplatypus @ambrena j’oublie plein de monde désolé.e considérez-vous tagué.e.s si on se connaît !!
goals for like, the next months in my life:
– actually create a t-shirt that reads “tu veux vraiment devenir une égérie de tes LGpédés à la con ?” (a quote from my mom when i shaved my head for the first time)
– start fencing (there are fencing lessons in my university so im gonna be a Sword Lesbian wooow)
– not kill my plant
– that’s about it
can someone please kick my ass cuz im back on my bullshit lmao
there was a girl in highschool who fell in love with me but i didn’t love her back so she started saying i had hit on her and made my life a living hell and i just had a dream about her apologizing
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