i want to thank the unforgivable void for crushing me with trauma and mental illnesses but still giving me clear skin and cool eyebrows
Tag: gino’s soliloquy
i just remembered that 6 yo me swore they would marry a giant worm because “i dont like boys! i dont want a HUSBAND! id rather have A GIANT WORM!” and,,,,,,,,
me trying to catch the attention of a pretty girl without even knowing if she’s a lesbian: so Monique Wittig said
today’s outfit is… *spins wheel* uh, scarlet button-up with colorful balloons… glittery eyeshadow… holographic doc martens… green hoodie… and a huge medieval black cape… yes… looks good to me…
im writing about my experience with psychiatry and its wayyy more violent that i imagined & also,,,,, ive got Ideas
it’s so funny that some people are catholic like for real
Look I DON’T CARE if I won’t haVE TIme FoR reading I WILL BRING MY BOOK ANYWAY cause having a book with you when you go somewhere is such a good feeling, OKAY?
i still cant believe it! i feel like im back in my first year of uni and i missed this time so much i was sure id never experience anything like this ever again but hey, look at me now! making new friends, reading amazing books, and writing poetry!
only literature students make friends by telling a classmate “i loved your analysis of this obscure book’s title yesterday, really impressive! wanna be friends?”
im so glad my analysis skills didnt completely vanish omg
Update: i just had a class about the history of french orthography and my inner 10 yo child obsessed with The Right Spelling In Every Word is living their absolute best life
(In middeschool i wanted to be a lexicologist lmao my dreams were…….. quite something)
We all got tricked by some 9th century Italian riddle can you imagine???? youre a fucking 9th century italian monk writing a quirky riddle and CENTURIES later college students are STILL pranked by your fucking riddle can you IMAGINE omg i love literature
Also ive decided not to be shy around girls anymore since, yknow, got nothing to lose anymore & i chatted a bit with a really pretty girl who is in several of my classes, cause life goes on, right
girls and books: im literally living The Ultimate Dream i wanted SO BADLY for my WHOLE LIFE this is so awesome
Also…….. s/o to those french monks from the 9th century who started to write (oral) french with the latin alphabet cause lmao it was 100% not adapted since half of the french sounds didnt exist in latin and therefore ended up writing things like “gié” for “je” – yall are the reason the french language is Written Like This
one the one hand, you were linguistic macgyvers and did your best with what you had
one the other hand, you’re hated by generations of french children & non-french speakers learning the language across the world
so ¯_(ツ)_/¯
Update: im doing a presentation on gender in Jean Genet’s work with said pretty girl!!! Like, wow!
Update: the guy who complimented me on my analysis skills is my new uni best friend and also very much bi lmao
He told me he slept with fascists to make them change their mind (and apparently, it works). Iconic
only literature students make friends by telling a classmate “i loved your analysis of this obscure book’s title yesterday, really impressive! wanna be friends?”
im so glad my analysis skills didnt completely vanish omg
Update: i just had a class about the history of french orthography and my inner 10 yo child obsessed with The Right Spelling In Every Word is living their absolute best life
(In middeschool i wanted to be a lexicologist lmao my dreams were…….. quite something)
We all got tricked by some 9th century Italian riddle can you imagine???? youre a fucking 9th century italian monk writing a quirky riddle and CENTURIES later college students are STILL pranked by your fucking riddle can you IMAGINE omg i love literature
Also ive decided not to be shy around girls anymore since, yknow, got nothing to lose anymore & i chatted a bit with a really pretty girl who is in several of my classes, cause life goes on, right
girls and books: im literally living The Ultimate Dream i wanted SO BADLY for my WHOLE LIFE this is so awesome
Also…….. s/o to those french monks from the 9th century who started to write (oral) french with the latin alphabet cause lmao it was 100% not adapted since half of the french sounds didnt exist in latin and therefore ended up writing things like “gié” for “je” – yall are the reason the french language is Written Like This
one the one hand, you were linguistic macgyvers and did your best with what you had
one the other hand, you’re hated by generations of french children & non-french speakers learning the language across the world
so ¯_(ツ)_/¯
Update: im doing a presentation on gender in Jean Genet’s work with said pretty girl!!! Like, wow!
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