Tag: gino’s soliloquy

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when i was 6 and looking like some kind of little girl from a victorian painting i had to sing “angels we have heard on high” a cappella during christmas office, hidden behind the altar, and of course i was wearing a long white dress… then when the hymn was finished and i went to sit back with my parents the whole church literally gasped and an old lady shouted “not only does she sing like an angel but she does look like one, too!” and several people literally grabbed me and another lady told me that i was a true “godsent messenger” so…….. im actually AAAC (Assigned Angel At Church)

in a surprising turn of events, tho, those very people exorcized me the year after this & now im a godless raging dyke so really, god gave up on me after 2004 christmas

when i was 6 and looking like some kind of little girl from a victorian painting i had to sing “angels we have heard on high” a cappella during christmas office, hidden behind the altar, and of course i was wearing a long white dress… then when the hymn was finished and i went to sit back with my parents the whole church literally gasped and an old lady shouted “not only does she sing like an angel but she does look like one, too!” and several people literally grabbed me and another lady told me that i was a true “godsent messenger” so…….. im actually AAAC (Assigned Angel At Church)

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ah yes, we love our Traumatized Lesbian Existential Breakdown™, typical tuesday night here my guys, charmingly quaint, particularly picturesque, if you will, 

if i went to throw myself in the Seine with rocks in my backpack tonight would that be fucked up or what

i only know to express my crushing despair through memes and vitriolic humor and this will ultimately kill me: an autobiography

epicene-street-light:

ah yes, we love our Traumatized Lesbian Existential Breakdown™, typical tuesday night here my guys, charmingly quaint, particularly picturesque, if you will, 

if i went to throw myself in the Seine with rocks in my backpack tonight would that be fucked up or what