Tag: gino’s soliloquy

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my family is sooooo funny tbh like,,,, on my mothers side theyre all repressed catholic farmers who never left their village and hate their neighbors for obscure familial reasons while the women end up either locked up in psych wards or super into church things or alcoholics… the men are super violent and abusive or end up killing themselves… they fuck their own cousins so like a third of my family has severe health problems and all,,,,,

meanwhile, on my fathers side? theyre all gay autistic artists who are severely depressed and also atheist like. when i came out to her my grandma CAME OUT AS BI, my cousins are lesbians & happily married, my great-aunt was a gnc/nonbinary butch lesbian,,,,,,

its so funny cuz when i go visit my mothers family im like,,, the Gay Intellectual Cousin but when i visit my fathers family im just. another book lesbian. the one who follows familial tradition. a Real Honorable Member of the Family

so like. i dont believe theres a gay gene or something. but 🤔🤔🤔🤔 half the women in my family are gay & i didnt even know it before coming out lmao

like literally my coming out was like

grandma from my mothers side: “…….. well……. keep praying……. science is making progress…….. theyre maybe gonna find a way to treat AIDS……… and then……. your kind……”

grandma from my fathers side: “oh honey i know! by the way im bi! haha :)”

also this is surreal but i keep seeing lesbian wedding pictures on here and while theyre all gorgeous, not a single one of them comes even close to the raw lesbian energy my cousins’ wedding had, according to the pics my grandma showed me, like it was in a big countryside house, and it had:

– goats and sheeps in the nearby fields coming to visit

– wooden furniture – handmade by the butch

– lil ceramic frogs and toads and snails as a decoration

– rainbow pennants

– tartan everywhere

yall tumblr lesbians dream about my cousins’ wedding

epicene-street-light:

my family is sooooo funny tbh like,,,, on my mothers side theyre all repressed catholic farmers who never left their village and hate their neighbors for obscure familial reasons while the women end up either locked up in psych wards or super into church things or alcoholics… the men are super violent and abusive or end up killing themselves… they fuck their own cousins so like a third of my family has severe health problems and all,,,,,

meanwhile, on my fathers side? theyre all gay autistic artists who are severely depressed and also atheist like. when i came out to her my grandma CAME OUT AS BI, my cousins are lesbians & happily married, my great-aunt was a gnc/nonbinary butch lesbian,,,,,,

its so funny cuz when i go visit my mothers family im like,,, the Gay Intellectual Cousin but when i visit my fathers family im just. another book lesbian. the one who follows familial tradition. a Real Honorable Member of the Family

so like. i dont believe theres a gay gene or something. but 🤔🤔🤔🤔 half the women in my family are gay & i didnt even know it before coming out lmao

like literally my coming out was like

grandma from my mothers side: “…….. well……. keep praying……. science is making progress…….. theyre maybe gonna find a way to treat AIDS……… and then……. your kind……”

grandma from my fathers side: “oh honey i know! by the way im bi! haha :)”

my family is sooooo funny tbh like,,,, on my mothers side theyre all repressed catholic farmers who never left their village and hate their neighbors for obscure familial reasons while the women end up either locked up in psych wards or super into church things or alcoholics… the men are super violent and abusive or end up killing themselves… they fuck their own cousins so like a third of my family has severe health problems and all,,,,,

meanwhile, on my fathers side? theyre all gay autistic artists who are severely depressed and also atheist like. when i came out to her my grandma CAME OUT AS BI, my cousins are lesbians & happily married, my great-aunt was a gnc/nonbinary butch lesbian,,,,,,

its so funny cuz when i go visit my mothers family im like,,, the Gay Intellectual Cousin but when i visit my fathers family im just. another book lesbian. the one who follows familial tradition. a Real Honorable Member of the Family

so like. i dont believe theres a gay gene or something. but 🤔🤔🤔🤔 half the women in my family are gay & i didnt even know it before coming out lmao

sometimes i think im just a cis woman craving attention and not really trans/nonbinary but then i remember i spent the first 8 years of my life having meltdowns when people told me i was a girl bc “i AM NOT a girl i was just BORN like one!!” & that i believed until i was like 13 that every person naturally transitioned from a sex to the other every 6 years, which led to an existential crisis when i understood it wasnt the case and i had to “stay a girl” for my entire life so. im probably not cis

adulthood is the dream like you can enter a place of market and buy one (1) full sized bottle of apple juice and drink it all by yourself and nobody is gonna stop you like… no Other Adult is gonna come to you like “Ma’am you can’t just drink all this apple juice” and you know what?? this is freedom!!!! Drink the juice!!! Drink all the juice!!!! Nobody can stop you!!!!!!