rly am a 21th century cyrano de bergerac tho 

– have been writing poetry who the girl they love for years without making any kind of move

– convinced they’re hideous monsters and dont deserve love

will help their rival get the girl they love and manage their relationship

– want to be both a swordfighter and a writer

– wear capes

– probably gonna “fail their death like they failed their life” 

conclusion: cyrano is a butch icon