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wow_irl

(_ohyou)

unicornempire:

oneboredjeu-mashup:

transgirlnausicaa:

this is the most lesbian cake i have ever seen

this cake just gave me a home depot gift card

This cake just offered to help me bungee cord a kayak to my subaru

Me

startledstar:

my bongocat contribution

silentunicornspeaks:

cannibality:

i’m not AMAB or AFAB, i’m AHAB and i have to kill this fuckin whale

assigned harpoon at birth

a-singing-dragonfly:

the-knights-who-say-book:

the-knights-who-say-book:

the-knights-who-say-book:

“call out for the god of wealth, he’s never given me 300 silver coins because he’s mean” —Hipponax of Ephesos, sixth century BC

“hold my jacket i’m about to fight Boupalos” —also Hipponax of Ephesos

These aren’t exaggerations

6th century BC Twitter

prudencepaccard:

this is the future that liberals want

lionofchaeronea:

Priestess of Delphi, John Collier, 1891

nautilusing:

this was the first 280 character tweet I saw and now I never want to see another one because nothing is ever going to fucking top it

napoleonchingon:

markv5:

Как приготовить тесто

“How to prepare the dough

To begin with, take some flour

Ah, no, the flour is sleeping. Let’s not bother her, she might bite

We’ll prepare the dough some other time”