Here Is The Most Prized Hairband

Me: my darling boy i love you and respect your life choices but i need you to understand i can’t spent the whole day playing fetch with an old hairband

My cat: i Refuse to Acknowledge any of this information Here Is The Most Prized Hairband throw it again

my cat’s best friend is a hairband

my boi!!!!!

tunnelsaints:

me: *shoves my entire face into my cat’s body*

cat: *heaves a heavy sigh as he grimly accepts his fate*

ok so my cat and i have a new game… when im in bed he will catch a hairband and give it to me just so i can play fetch with him by dropping it from the bed (its a mezzanine bed). Which is awesome except that said bed is crappy quality and he ran so much that the last rung of the ladder… broke.

so now i gotta climb my bed like a fucking orang-utan and im TERRIBLE at it.

cat u need to understand that u canot have wet food all the time

catsuggest:

im donot understand anythinge about this actually

marxferatu:

all cats are Sleeping Beauty kin and that’s valid