Tag: catgar

shelderon:

I’ve come to realize that having an adolescent cat is like you gave a two-year-old a knife, and you have no way to take the knife away. Periodically the two-year-old gets pissy and tries to threaten you with the knife to get what it wants. So you can pick it up and hold it at arms length to keep it from stabbing you, but no matter what you do, you can’t take the knife away from the two-year-old.

slimy:

mjalti:

only sexy bitches sit on kitchen counters that’s the law

tragicdeath:

when i catch my cat eating plastic

usually catgar sleeps on his own pillow next to me but now that i sleep on the floor he had to improvise… thats the third night in a row hes just. snuggled under my cover between my legs. hes so cute………….. cant sleep away from me….. i love him 

chippish:

coffeebuddha:

the most unstoppable force of nature is a cat that’s decided it wants to cuddle with you

the most immovable object of nature is a cat that’s decided it wants to Sit. Right. Here.

garashirs:

my cat, passed out in a patch of sunlight: ooooooooh i’m a warm little bitch!