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How many altos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they can’t get that high.

How many sopranos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, she holds it up and waits for the world to revolve around her.

How many singers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. An alto to actually do it and a soprano to stand by and ask “isn’t that a little high for you?”

u wanna fucking go

here for this fight

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How do you know a soprano is at your door?

She can’t find the key and doesn’t know where to come in

Oh shit

SINGERFIGHT!!!

What is the difference between a soprano and a cobra snake?
One is deadly poisonous to all things and the other is just a cobra.

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Why are y’all like this!!!! 😂😂😭