Tag: about me

Introducing the Uncle Friend

snakewife:

  • distinct sense of fashion (not necessarily good, but. distinct.)
  • has almost died, like, twice, but it’s a really funny story–
  • absolutely should not be in charge
  • absolutely does not WANT to be in charge
  • you’re pretty sure they’re into some weird stuff
  • wants to help you out when you’re sad???
  • may not be equipped to help you out and will fret if that is the case
  • absolutely terrible OR top-notch taste in alcohol, no inbetween
  • you’ve never seen more impressive shoes 

If you know someone who exudes a powerful Danny DeVito energy despite being a lesbian in her twenties, or if you know someone whose wardrobe choices would not look out of place on Jeff Goldblum, well, you got yourself an Uncle Friend, friend

get to know me tag

thanks @srazar for tagging me!!

Relationship Status: single

Favourite Colour(s): dark purple, bright obnoxious colors, mustard, orange, turquoise… i rly love colors tbh

Lipstick or Chapstick: chapstick!!! 

Song that’s stuck in my head: “some other time” by The Alan Parsons Project and “Nobody” by Mitski ofc

Last song I listened to: “Relâche” by William Sheller

Last movie I watched: uh… i watched What We Do In The Shadows last week does it count like a movie

Top Three Shows: BoJack Horseman, Steven Universe, Over The Garden Wall

Books I am currently reading: Nightwood by Djuna Barnes, Villon’s poetry, too many Jean Genet books, i just finished A Rebours and Le Drageoir aux Epices by Huysmans… i read a Lot since thats like my job

Last Thing I Googled: “Emma Sandys biography” 

How many blankets do I sleep with: one!

Dream trip: Iceland!

Anything I really want: hhhhhhhhh k iss… (lets be sappy on main)

tagging @70pears @graindedune @surrealistwaltz @apotheose @sassy-spocko @anduin and everyone who wants to do it!

I was tagged by @lys-c-rambles and @ruins-of-gold! thank you!

Are you named after someone? yes, from an elderly Italian woman (who passed away in 2002) my parents were friends with! the funny thing is that i changed my name since then, but took the masculine version of my name, which is how her husband was named – so, i mean, im still doing that. my name means “magical words, poems” in latin according to my classics teacher of a mother which is. really cool since i do write poetry and all

When was the last time you cried? i cry all the time like… i usually have at least one breakdown per week 

Do you have kids? no and im NEVER gonna have them wtf

Do you sarcasm a lot? i guess it depends? im not really familiar with irony or sarcasm, i have trouble detecting it lmao. i do use sarcasm w people who share my humor tho

What’s the first thing you notice about a person? hair, lips, voice, eyes, general posture!

What’s your eye color? light brown!

Scary movies or happy endings? happy endings i guess

Any special talents? im very good at surviving life-endangering situations and looking ugly doing it

Where were you born? near Paris!

What are your hobbies? literature, especially literary theory, WoW, and like… internet in general 

Do you have any pets? i have a cat (check out my #catgar tag!) and a snake!

How tall are you? im 165 cm of pure lesbian rage babey

What sports do you play/have played? actually, the sports played me like a damn fiddle. im so fucking bad at this, fuck it. i failed all of my PE exams. im literally the worst living person at sports. dont @ me

Favorite subject at school? literature obviously, philosophy, english, english literature, german, italian, history, uuuuuhhh sociology. basically everything related to human sciences 

Dream job? college professor!  

tagging: @graindedune @70pears @sassy-spocko @surrealistwaltz!!