laderdesders1:

hutchj:

msbriket:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

Sigmund Freud: All men secretly REALLY REALLY want to have sex with their mothers

It’s the Oedipus Complex

Oedipus: (Who literally gouged his own eyes out and killed himself when he found out he accidentally had sex with his mother) I’m sorry it’s the WHAT complex

Oedipus: has a very traumatic experience

Freud being a Man™: you must have wanted it

It got better

Thanks for him.

Tumblr was created just for that.

dies-first:

varkarrus:

whoburntmytoast:

ghostkld:

h…

HEWWO????

This is the only version of this meme I will accept

PWEASE SAVE ME MR. OBAMA

akogarezephyr:

Just a reminder that I’m an Adult™ and if that makes you feel uncomfortable feel free to:

• unfollow me
• ask me to unfollow you
• block me

I won’t get mad or anything. It’s important to make sure you feel comfortable and secure.

mesopelagic:

its so nice to just exist sometimes like just sit on some grass for 40 minutes and go Yep im on some grass!

menstru8r:

parthenogenon:

swimbacktome:

why is liking body hair on women considered, like, a weird fetish when it’s literally just.. the female body’s natural form…

men dumb

friendlydad:

 when someone ur fond of goes on your blog but doesn’t follow you