all cats are babeys

from ‘The Snooty Bookshop’.
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Part of the Edwin Smith Papyrus. Dating from around 1600 BCE Egypt, It’s one of the oldest known medical texts completely based on rational and scientific approaches, detailing the treatment of 48 different types of traumas and surgical procedures. (Translation in comments) [1280x 981]
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heyy anon!
03: do you regret anything? i regret dating my ex… i regret not realizing he was being like…. super creepy…… like i was underage while he was 23 and i thought it was okay because i was super mature and all? but really i wasnt…. god, im 20 and i wouldnt even consider dating a 18 yo girl!! theyre still teens!! and im not one anymore!!! god. also, the whole “i got you when you were still a virgin so now you’ll belong to me forever” mindset and all…… super toxic honestly. give off super bad vibes… i shouldnt have done this (but i had not really a choice… it was literally a matter of life or death). still, i would have been better not dating him tbh
28: ever been cheated on? yea. several times. by said ex. and i didnt even dare to be upset about it cause i had to avoid being the crazy nagging gf at all costs lmao
i dont think id react this way if this happens again tbh cause its like… really easy…… NOT to cheat on someone……………
34: who/what was your last dream about? oh wow wild. i was basically put into a trial? like i was accused of something and it had to do with Madame Bovary i think (yeah I KNOW). they made me wear weird glasses that put pressure on my eyes and that were super uncomfortable. everything on this room was made of wood and my closest friends were there and it was so hot inside i fell asleep in the middle of the trial and when i woke up, i was handcuffed and taken away by 2 big men in uniforms. i had a few minutes to talk with my friends and i asked them if i had to go to jail….. they said my lawyer had managed to plead that i was mad and so got put in a psych ward again “except this time you won’t come out of this as easily as last time”. i woke up basically crying and shaking lmao
39: how old were you when you had your first kiss? 17! (and i panicked)
thanks anon! have a nice evening!
11, 17, 32, 70!
aaaaaa HI AGAIN so
11: do you like someone? hdhdhs im a mess…….. basically navigating between 2 people atm? or something??? idk its weird. can my heart just leave me alone or…….
17: ever made out in the bathroom? like… in a club’s bathroom? no… but in a… bathroom in general yea. ive done so much things ive already forgotten lmao
32: what is your favorite color?
its fucking purple babey!!!!!
70: is there someone you’d die for? you, babe 😎😘
thanks!!!
18, 23 and/or 58?
18: i just answered it!
23: do you have piercings? how many? i only have ear piercings! (like two in each ear) nothing really wild, im not a fan of piercings in general.
58: favourite weather? honestly i love them all but these days my favorite is…. like super cold and with no sun…… LIKE MY SOUL (no im just sick of summer lmao)
thanks friendo!!
14, 18, 21 pls!
Oh hey Anna!!
14: do you miss someone? yea, i miss my crush or more exactly i miss our relationship as it was in our first year of uni… F
18: are you scared of spiders? not at all! im that person who gently puts them away (when im not literally grabbing them outside like “hey look shes gorgeous! why are you screaming” because i love everything thats considered scary/gross/ugly lmao)
21: what are your plans for this week-end? i’ll see an okcupid date again on friday night (is that a date? i have no idea) and then…. i’ll probably read and work on my own things!
thank you dear!!!
Anyone else like to play clips of cats meowing to confuse your own cats?
Or is that just me?

For @newscientist
I fell into the bucket of useless trivia as a kid and never recovered.

