lesbians be complex as shit no one can understand us besides us we’re like cats
Too depressed to be awake? Not depressed enough for a Depression Nap™? Welcome to Existential Crisis Wrapped in Blanket!
Raise your hand if you have ever felt personally victimized by this post
imagine being summoned to another plane of existence and being described as a “meat elemental”
Honestly I live for making girls laugh,,, if I can make at least one girl laugh then I’m doing my job as a lesbian correctly tbh
You know what?? Protecting women and making them laugh is what lesbianism is about
my friend just told me “just because youre an emotional dumbass doesnt mean youre a dumbass in general… and anyway youre my dumbass and i love you” and,,,,
Broke: Judeo-Christian
Woke: Judeo-Islamic
every time i see this post i think abt the time when i listened to a bunch of muslim and jewish students spent their entire 10 minute break arguing abt whether god actually cares you eat gummy bears (made with gelatin derived from pork) or not, standing by the vending machine and eating gummy bears the whole time
honestly a good part of why i love medieval literature and music so much is that half the time its got my name on it and im like “!!!! Tis My Thing” bc life is made of simple pleasures, right
medusa-avenging-squad 