pussysoupforthesoul:

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pussysoupforthesoul:

anyways not sure that y’all grasp just how triggering and retraumatizing it is for lesbians to see ppl in the lgbt insist that we are innately attracted to men so maybe consider that before u accuse us of being stuck up exclusionary bitches

people are really out here thinking that women who are exclusively/only attracted to other women don’t even exist. it’s really something.

unless they’re “ugly” (butch/gnc/unconventionally attractive) bc those women are truly lesbians


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This was recorded by the Portsmouth Sinfonia in an experiment where all the members of the orchestra would swap instruments with each other and attempt to play them to the best of their ability.

favorite things about this

  • literally all the brass starts to get the hang of it and then the crescendos happen and everyone is like FUCK FUCK FUCK??? FUCK. JUST. BLOW RLY HARD.
  • the strings are lazy but also the same. like u can tell a lot of the ppl w/ the stringed instruments may already basically know how to play stringed instruments. like there’s definitely a section at the beginning where you hear a good portion going “oh yeah this is like. a smaller/bigger version of what i do.”
  • all you hear of any woodwinds is just “pffffttt??? pFFFTTTT???? PFFFFFTTTT I SAID PFFFFTTTT!!!!!” bc woodwinds are fucking HARD and you hear after like the first crescendo half of them just give up. they give up. they’re done. fuck this it tastes weird and my lips hurt.
  • that trumpet. that person is fucking TRYING man they fucking GOT this. they may not have figured out notes but they figured out LOUD and they GOT this.

I JUST DIED

I SEARCHED THIS POST FOR AGES OH MY GOD

reminds me of the decemberists concert I was at where colin meloy had had a lot of wine and made everybody switch instruments during a long instrumental, except jenny conlee who politely, amused-ly refused

I love everything about this.

i can almost guarantee that the Loud trumpet player was a low brass player

Nobody has mentioned the best thing about this, which is that the piece they are trying to play is the opening movement of “Also Sprach Zarathustra”, aka that music from 2001: A Space Odyssey.

GO BRASS PLAYERS GO

Mr Trumpet sir are you alright you seem to have a lot of repressed anger

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nechrollomicon:

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graindedune:

thoodleoo:

ever wanted to know what your epithet would be if you were a character in greek mythology? now you can! you could be the next wine-dark sea, or maybe you’ll be unlucky and end up as the phallic gecko, because everything is possible in greek mythology

“Earth shaking distributer of booty”

why do those generators always expose me in the most violent ways 

Sweet spoken hero

I like it but why am I under the impression that those generators always expose me as the twink of the gang

@nechrollomicon so far ive been called a Nerdy Figure In The Darkness, a Regrettably French Person With A Dark Secret, and this so yea i think they read right through your soul

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A werewolf film written by a woman wouldn’t be as interesting because they know how unrealistic it is to be caught by surprise by something that happens regularly every damn month.

#run right into queue#no no no no no the exact opposite#by this standard a werewolf film written by a woman would be much more interesting because it would be more /varied/#some werewolves who are prepared not only for their own shift but also for those of six of their closest packmates#some werewolves who wake up already covered in fur and look at their ruined clothes and think ‘oh /shit/ that was yesterday’#some werewolves who can’t be assed to figure out what day it is and therefore have an alert set in their phone#so that once a month they wake up not to a blinking ‘wake up’ message but to ‘wake up and Be Prepared’ and dramatic hyena music#(and then inevitably lose/break/forget to charge their phone the day before and spend hours humming uncomfortably#before suddenly remembering at the least convenient moment possible and rushing off stripping as they go)#not to mention the one werewolf who only transforms one night a month and then has to refrain from gloating#while they help their one packmate who’s been shifted for an entire goddamned week and has started dreaming of murder (via @ereborne)

And then there’s that werewolf who goes three full moons without transforming, then transforms one night during a waxing crescent moon.

Now I’m imagining some on the werewolf form of the pill and having to regularly keep up their schedule and one werewolf telling another that they used to have such irregular changes but the pill now makes things so much easier and the other werewolves being like oh man I should talk to my doctor about this.

All i imagined is some poor fucker that’s like “you think you have it bad. I got my first change at 9 and change sporadically every 4 months or so. For 2 weeks. Sometimes it happens randomly so i just gave up.”

   #for days before the change you’re extra growly and constantly want to go for walkies
 

@writernotwaiting

Why. Is this not a thing already. Why.

Wake up pissed and agitated with a headache and slam some aspirin with no real thought to the matter because it must just be a shit day. Halfway through the day they just “…oh shit that explains so much fuck fuck fuck”

Switch to a new kind of transformation control and spend the next three months awkwardly half wolfed-out

greek epithet generator

epicene-street-light:

graindedune:

thoodleoo:

ever wanted to know what your epithet would be if you were a character in greek mythology? now you can! you could be the next wine-dark sea, or maybe you’ll be unlucky and end up as the phallic gecko, because everything is possible in greek mythology

“Earth shaking distributer of booty”

why do those generators always expose me in the most violent ways 

tried it once more bc i was curious and,,,

i…….

greek epithet generator