If you ever feel like you’re exhausted by your work, push yourself too hard, and can’t help it, don’t forget Pliny the Younger did the same and couldn’t stop complaining about it in his letters, and it was almost 2000 years ago
Julius Caesar: married three times, at least three notable mistresses (i.e., whose names we know), and infamous philanderer
Marc Antony: married at least three times and father of at least eight (possibly more) children with four different women; also a known womanizer
Cleopatra: two nominal, unconsummated marriages (to her prepubescent half-brothers) and two known lovers
everyone for the last 2000 years: Cleopatra slept with anything that moved!!! Cleopatra SEDUCED Caesar and Antony (and anyone else she wanted/thought would benefit her)!
can’t wait for the final boss battle of duolingo when you fight the 50 foot owl armed with nothing but your wits, a sword, and your shaky grasp of verb conjugations
medusa-avenging-squad 
