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ima-giant-turtle:

protons……….. neutrons…………… croutons………

roxolotl:

caustickrana:

Everybody start selling our phones with the tumblr app downloaded like they did with flappy bird

Having tumblr on ur phone decreases the value

disteal:

My anxiety when a man experiences a minor setback and starts raising his voice and constantly insinuating he’s on the brink of a violent reaction:

wowhead:

I never met a man who knew how to shut the fuck up

justajumper:

sunni011:

thekhaywoo:

Lesbians on Tumblr: 1,246,563

Lesbians in your area: 7

4 of them are dating each other.
1 is your ex.
And the other is annoying as fuck.

The most real post I’ve ever seen

flowury:

I have a question. Why are men like that

tragicish:

do i blame my zodiac sign or my childhood traumas or both

apscores:

fuck pronouns, i go by bronouns. call me dude or don’t call me at all.