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relatablepicsofedwardelric:

honeyshuckleex:

solarsyrup:

tumblr users: hey uhhh there’s a pornbot epidemic, you guys should fix that

staff: pfffffff, deal with it, chumps

app store: [removes tumblr for being chock-full of inappropriate content]

staff:

Staff: Should we remove the bots?

Staff:

Hands down best and most succinct post about the crisis I’ve seen so far 👏👏

geejaysmith:

2012: Tumblr is down for a few hours, hysteria ensues

2018: Tumblr taken off App Store, met with resounding “pull the trigger Piglet” by users

antifa-hulk:

todaysbird:

theres this statue in singapore that was created by fernando botero and its just this giant fat bird and i think he should officially be added to the ‘wonders of the world’

This is the Absolute Unit other Units report to

deluxetrashqueen:

In case tumblr does shut down I want my followers to know that I do not have any other social media accounts nor do I have any existence outside this blog. I have a sniper trained on me at all times who has been under contract for years to take the shot should the tumblr servers permanently close. It’s been nice knowing you all but this is the way we always knew this would end.

girafeduvexin:

epicene-street-light:

thesaltofcarthage:

epicene-street-light:

doreenaloysius:

epicene-street-light:

i made a typo and accidentally created a literary theory concept….. 

That’s how they are all created anyway

yea!!! i wanted to write “assimilation” and wrote “assimulation” instead and ACTUALLY it makes perfect sense in this context aka a phenomenological approach of the act of rereading!!!!! so now im reading my notes on Husserl again………………………. 

so now, the concept of assimulation exists i guess! i want to keep working on it tho. 

LOVE. IT. <3<3<3<3

!! thank you!!! when im done with my urgent work im gonna write an article about this concept, & i can translate it & send it to you if youre interested @thesaltofcarthage !

O.m.g assimulation is PERFECT to describe Bloch and Swann in Proust !!!

OMG THATS TRUE

i focused on a theoretic definition for the moment, but this is DEFINITELY *the* word to describe them omg

chainsawpunk:

straight men dont yell challenge!!!!!!!!!!

thesaltofcarthage:

epicene-street-light:

thesaltofcarthage:

epicene-street-light:

doreenaloysius:

epicene-street-light:

i made a typo and accidentally created a literary theory concept….. 

That’s how they are all created anyway

yea!!! i wanted to write “assimilation” and wrote “assimulation” instead and ACTUALLY it makes perfect sense in this context aka a phenomenological approach of the act of rereading!!!!! so now im reading my notes on Husserl again………………………. 

so now, the concept of assimulation exists i guess! i want to keep working on it tho. 

LOVE. IT. <3<3<3<3

!! thank you!!! when im done with my urgent work im gonna write an article about this concept, & i can translate it & send it to you if youre interested @thesaltofcarthage !

OH MY SAINTED AUNT YES PLEASE DO!!! the only literary criticism and analysis I get to do these days is Johnlock and Marvel meta, so I’d would dearly love a new tool to use to examine written works. 😀 

amaZING AAAAAAAAA