thought: the future is terrifying
reaction: i should chop all my hair off

metrogoon:

If you’d rather go to a club than a museum, you deserve to be unhappy.

museum? what the fuck is in a museum? they got bitches in museums? alive bitches?

spork:

ethereal-blackgirl:

I don’t want to ‘feel’ empowered. I want to be empowered. Where is my fucking land? Or my higher position in society? Why are women supposed to feel grateful about a ‘feeling’? Whilst men are actually empowered.

Wow. I’ve literally never thought about it this way.

Denim on denim is the most powerful and the most universal lesbian fashion statement. Suitable for butches, for femmes, for lesbians who don’t identify as either, considered to be ugly by most men, has a nice rural look to it, it’s just got everything

sunbutch:

and if the apocalypse happens, you’re in a virtually indestructible suit of armor

manateemilk:

Anyways In trying to make Betty boops Love interest look like her they accidently made the butch femme couple of the centery .Thank you for coming to my TEDX talk.

modernangelsuggestion:

angel: *descends from the heavens* FEAR NOT

humans: aAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAHH AAAAAAAAAAA

the angel, a literal flaming eye-covered winged wheel: WHY ARE YOU RUNNING, WHY ARE YOU RUNNING

confusedpumpkin:

Child at the museum: I brought my stuffed eagle today!

Me, volunteer at the museum: Hey, that’s awesome! Did you know that birds like your eagle are actually dinosaurs, just like these guys?

Child: Really!?!?

Me: Yes, really!

Child: *gasps* I HAD NO IDEA THAT EAGLES WERE BIRDS!

damianalghul:

My Entire Dash Is Lesbians And Bi Girls Loving Mitski And I Think That’s Neat