Why does Garfield hate Mondays he doesn’t work or do anything ever so like every day of his life is the same regardless of whether it’s a weekday or a weekend
compassion for the proletariat starting their week
if you are a believer in listening to minority groups talk about their experiences and problems then you better include disabled people in that because when we talk nobody seems to listen
– ‘u dont have (insert food/music/restaurant here) over there??’
– ‘wait what time is it. shouldnt u be asleep’
– alternatively: timezoned/clockblocked again
– ‘do u need a hug. have a virtual hug’
– weird slang terms
– ‘i will fight everyone thats mean to u. i will fight them rn’
– vague embarrassment regarding ur accent
– ‘dont maKE ME COME OVER THERE’
– ‘oh yeah i have a friend who lives in (insert country here) and apparently’
– no real hugs :((
– suffering
– fahrenheit vs celsius
– the measuring of things in feet fucks one of u up, probably
