i’ve crawled my way out of the dirt and, by god,

i will crawl my way back into the dirt

hogwartzlou:

you can tell a lot about someone based on their phone background. it shows what’s most important to them

Reblog this and put what your phone background in the tags

moonlandingwasfaked:

tilthat:

TIL King Louis IX, who died today in 1270, is the only French monarch venerated as a saint. He invited beggars to eat with him at his table daily, and replaced trial by combat with evidence-based trials.

via reddit.com

SO HES WHY I CANT KILL MY ENEMIES LEGALLY IN GLORIOUS COMBAT

iamnotswarley:

futurebartallen:

celticpyro:

markedbyx:

eevielearnsfrench:

Can someone just………………. explain French to me?

its spanish but you speak it in cursive

You have 11 letters. You pronounce 4 of them.

Learn to speak spanish. Now learn to speak italian. Now subtract the spanish from italian. You are left with french.

Latin, but then make it fashion

auroradepinho:

justicegorak:

escapekit:

Chromatic Typewriter Prints

Tyree Callahan has recycled (or upcycled, perhaps) a classic 1937 Underwood typewriter by replacing letters with sponges soaked across the spectrum with bright yellows, reds, blues and combinations thereof.

MY MIND IS FUCKING BLOWN

this is awesome

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

Stop. Normalizing. Bath Bombs. they’re training people not to recognize the inherent dangers of magical vortexes

thousands of years of evolutionary instincts gone just like that. you dumbasses are gonna stick your feet in the first glowing portal you stumble across and get kidnapped by the fucking fae

pochowek:

helljumpingteufelhund:

pochowek:

eating chips with chopsticks is unironically galaxy brain. your fingers don’t get greasy and it lasts for longer

Fork

Oh yeah I’m going to stab my crunchy foods and make them fall apart like an absolute absentminded dunce, fool, clown, jester, like a monstrous moron, an idiot of Shakespearean proportions, a cretin

parthenogenon:

every time i think i can’t think any less of men, i am wrong

i just started using my radio as an alarm clock again last night and the first thing i heard today was homophobic bullshit from the Catholic Church smh

propika: