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i put new yellow shoelaces on my boots to show people i am Cool. I walk to my work full of old lady cashiers. “I like your shoelaces.” one of them says to me. I see my life flash before my eyes as this ancient test is presented before me

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musclemancer:

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musclemancer:

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musclemancer:

broil2:

musclemancer:

there are SO many rats alive right now, alive, wriggling, near you. coming for you

wonderful….. please tell them to let themselves in when they get here

they’re close

Okay 🙂

they are here

where are they… i want to see them!

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oh there you all are! hello rats! please make yourselves at home!!