abusive parents
be like, “if you’re gonna stand up for yourself and want human rights
you’re no longer a part of the family and we’ll make sure you starve”
i really am the most serious person out there i cant comprehend jokes and shit and like why people like to dance and basically i know how to survive life-endangering situations and heavy abuse but i have no clue on how to have fun which is why im a terrible friend. like im pretty good at listening and shit but going out? having fun??? i dont know how to do this without intellectualizing everything and Thats Not How You Have Fun Babey
like im not even a goth but all the things im obsessed with are so fucking serious/dark/macabre and….. i cant see the point of light things even tho i know theyre important for mental health & they make people feel good. like im nothing but the void with blood and a voice thats shrieking with sadness or pain i can’t do anything about it, im trying but i can’t apparently
tumblr glitched and decided to display this post with a slight tremor and i thought i was hallucinating but i managed to record it
i really am the most serious person out there i cant comprehend jokes and shit and like why people like to dance and basically i know how to survive life-endangering situations and heavy abuse but i have no clue on how to have fun which is why im a terrible friend. like im pretty good at listening and shit but going out? having fun??? i dont know how to do this without intellectualizing everything and Thats Not How You Have Fun Babey
me when my friend say they like pineapple on pizza
Yesterday at work these two 12yo boys came through my line and i’m instantly like. oh Boy. Because solo children at a grocery store are always forces of chaos, good or bad
But thankfully these ones were totally pleasant, and when i asked if they wanted a receipt one of them pulled out a random fuckin receipt from his bag and asked “Do YOU???” and y’all, i lost my shit… What a power move. When will i ever be this funny
when someone says “guys are idiots” they’re really saying “guys get away with acting like idiots b/c society consistently enables & rewards this behavior. Which leads to more and more guys acting like idiots. And this needs to stop.”
a big part of feminism is about holding men to higher standards
