paramaline:

shoutout to my coworker for thinking that “illuminati” and “alumnae” meant the same thing and absolutely destroying everyone in the room when he casually dropped the sentence “i get a discount there because i’m an illuminati” into the conversation

tinofcatwhiskers:

‪Imagine being a man and thinking that expressing your desire to commit violence toward women that you deem morally reprehensible is something new and even progressive‬

moondragon12:

consulting-time-traveling-hunter:

gotsickofmyoldurl:

gotsickofmyoldurl:

one thing people without depression don’t understand is sometimes you’re depressed and you just need to ride it out

sometimes you need to take a bath in the dark, listen to some sad music, cry into your pillow, etc.

sometimes greeting our depression with platitudes or aggressively positive energy is not the right way to go- and may even make us feel worse. sometimes we just need time and love.

it’s okay for people without depression to reblog this!

EXACTLY

dvond:

pyromanicschizophrenic:

todaysbird:

things you didn’t want to know about birds that you’re going to know now

• birds urinate, defecate, and have intercourse through the same opening (the cloaca)
• birds have tongue bones
• some birds, like pelicans and seagulls, eat their prey whole
• when threatened, some vultures vomit up their last meal
• some birds keep cool using urohydrosis – defecating on their legs to cool down
• some species of birds cannibalize their dead (or living)
• crows have been found to participate in necrophilia
• herons can generate enough force to put their beak through a skull
• cassowaries have a long claw shaped more like a spear that is used for stabbing – a cassowary once killed a human this way
• crows can pass on information to the next generation of crows
• pigeons understand some concepts of space and time

Mmmmm dont like that

wait pigeons understand what now