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imagine thinking nail polish is a gendered thing. unnecessary shiny adornment has no gender, if anything it’s more crow than human

Nail polish itself isn’t gendered, but most people who work with their hands for a living don’t want to spend money so flippantly on an ornament, that’s going to be destroyed by the work being done.

You’re not wrong about nail polish not being gendered, but most careers in said trades are usually dominated by men, unopposed.

oh my god oh my god oh my goooooooooooddd

this is the funniest response to this post

Oh man, when I worked at Amazon, my nails were IMMACULATE, because I, a humble woman, used telekenisis to avoid harming my flippant ornimitation.

oh my goooooooooooddd

Why are men under the impression that they understand anything? Especially when they’re obviously so wrong it qualifies as a delusion?

Always crying about women not understanding male thoughts and fields and then come in with their opinions on femme shit too.

Buddy, trust me, prinarily female led fields are 100% hands on. Or do you not know what is involved in housekeeping, nursing, teaching kindergarten, and all of the other “women’s” jobs?

ok now “why are men under the impression that they understand anything?” is the funniest response to this post, i love it 

Thank you @graindedune!

rules: bold the statements that apply to you (italics is for when youre not sure) !

AIR: I have small hands – I love the night sky – I watch small animals and birds when I pass them by – I drink herbal tea – I wake up to dawn – the smell of dust is comforting – I’m valued for being wise  – I prefer books to music – I meditate – I find joy in learning new truths from the world around me

FIRE: I don’t have straight hair – I like to wear ripped jeans – I play an organised sport – I love dogs – I am not scared of adventure – I love to talk to strangers – I always try new foods – I enjoy road trips – summer is my favorite season – my radio is always playing

WATER: I wear bracelets on my wrists – I love the bustle of the city  – I have more than one set of piercings – I read poetry – I love the sound of a thunderstorm – I want to travel the world – I sleep past midnight most days (thanks insomnia) – I love dimly lit diners and fluorescent signs – I re-watch kids’ shows out of nostalgia – I see emotions in colors not words (in both)

EARTH: I wear glasses – I enjoy doing the laundry  – I am vegetarian or vegan – I have an excellent sense of time – my humor is very cheerful – I am a valued adviser to my friends – I believe in true love – I love the chill of mountain air – I’m always listening to music – I am highly trusted by the people in my life i mean, im not sure but

AETHER: I go without my makeup in daily life – I make my own artwork – I keep on track of my tasks and time – I always know true north – I see beauty in everything) – I can always smell flowers – I smile at everyone I pass by – I always fear history repeating itself – I have recovered from a mental disorder  – I can love unconditionally

tagging @sassy-spocko @70pears @bittergayclub @nechrollomicon!

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potterheads, grab your wands

whovians, hop in your TARDISes

supernatural fans, get the shotguns

sherlockians, hire your consulting criminals

tributes, knock an arrow

avengers fans, assemble

lotr fans, unsheath Sting

we’ve got a few people to track down

Cam why are you actively trying to give me hemorrhoids

overwatch fans, grab your winstons

what about warcraft fans

warcraft fans, go die of fatigue in the middle of the sea