vardaesque:

cheesoisuncool:

theres no difference between exercise and black magic both of them hurt your body at first and drain you of energy but the more you dabble in it the more powerful you become

this is the most inspiring thing i have ever read

femmebotdyke:

a grown man: haha I’m such a baby I don’t know how to take care of myself because women, including my mother, have wasted decades of their precious lives and time and energy doing everything for me and now I’m a lazy pathetic unfeeling shithead. it’s so sweet that I don’t know how to chop an onion or use fabric conditioner haha awh I need a girlfriend to look after me

me: you don’t deserve to be loved or cared for

henstomper:

seeing the word q*eer in corporate advertising makes me want to fucking detonate

eelpatrickharris:

vaporsk8:

eelpatrickharris:

eelpatrickharris:

there’s a horse napping on my foot rn

idk i haven’t asked

oh my god you werent exaggerating like that is just deadass a fucking horse sleeping on your motherfucking foot bitch shit goddamn

ya

dreadful-puns-and-finger-guns:

u-broke-my-fridge:

dreadful-puns-and-finger-guns:

pomegranates except instead of seeds its teeth

Hey op do you take constructive criticism

no